So far this blog has been light on any crimes. Due to popular demand, it’s time to report a bit on the debauchery that occurred recently with my little performance group of klowns. If you don’t already know about them, then I ain’t gonna bother with the background here. Oh, guess these pix are too big to embed, thus the link. Still figuring the blog shit out, yo.
We had not klowned together for a while. This was Flambeau’s brainchild of a good idea. The Adult Entertainment Expo seemed like the perfect venue for a zone trip. Most of us have been Santas before anyway. We knew what it took to board a plane and invade a town in costume and with lots of attitude.
The first night we hired a Limo to take us around to a few private parties and bars in old Vegas on Fremont street. Our blonde lady driver just loved us! Many thanks to Gooey for hooking that up for the Klowns.
What a grim place that was, I must say. A Disney-fied version of Vegas. Actually it felt sorta like a clean smelling Bourbon Street without an edge. Total plastique. Many, many drunken tourons and packs of rotten youths stumbled over to request a picture. Or, they just took them. What was most surprising is how many of these folks were actually packing small videocams. Just filming their good times away. These people infuriate me the most. They surely don’t ask to take a picture and gawk as they film. Gross.
That picture above gives you a taste of what was on the trade show floor. Mostly folks from the skin trade. Ladies in catholic school mini skirts and really small, white panties showing it all off. Any putz could come up and get his picture taken with the lovely lady. So, of course us klowns had to jump in on the man hunks over at the gay porn booth.
Couture the Klown on DIY catwalk
The klowns did create a stir! We saw some folks we knew from Kink.com, Titan Media, Clown Porn and of course, The Sisters of Perpetual Indulgence. I don’t think we ever need to go back to Vegas, either. One thing we all agree on, though, is that the trade show is a great format for kulture jamming!
Candy Crimes 
